this movie was all sorts of terrible. i mean ALL sorts. we’re talking meaningless plot, unnecessary love, horrendous dialogue, ridiculous deaths, ill-tempered serpents, and illogical everything. oh, and a snake chomping a girl’s boob.
…but it was great.
however, i can’t actually do a review of it – that would be too serious – and this movie was way too off its donker. and i’m lazy. so thats really it.